Sorry , it is not you it's me!

10:41 / Posted by Tininu / comments (5)

You will not believe that i had actually forgotten the link to this account and the password. Actually the truth is i had a program that never allowed me to go on blogspot or wordpress and guess what it just stopped working.


Damnnnnn it has been a while....

To everybody that has sent me messages (facebook, emails) you name it..thank you.

Life has been crazy, all i have been doing is work, work work but yet the money is slow to enter.
Those of you that work and blog, i salute!. I can barely work and sleep. I have my calendar on my phone and you know the way people have " Meeting with Jane" or " Sideline company funds into swiss account". I have "Sleep(power)",Sleep(Ultra).Call.Eat(x4). For those of you that are a bit lost let me explain.

Sleep (power) - Is when i am on the train or i know my task will be done. Power sleep is usually observed at work in the toilet....Man cannot live off bread alone!

Sleep(Ultra)- This is very similar to hibernate.. i turn everything offf, evertyhing!!! Phone , printer, laptop, fire alarm, intercom...anything that can make noise within 15 hours of sleep is turned off.

Eat - I actually dont eat, not on a diet, i'm not that broke yet! i physically dont find the time to eat. To be honest i would rather sleep than eat..

So really what has been happening with everyone? I know tin-tin girl is off working and hengish well...I know she is still alive. But where is everyone?

I'm off to go and fix the program that stopped me from accessing blogspot...Till next time the program stops working....I still love you guys!!

Men are from VI, Women are from Ketu!!

10:21 / Posted by Tininu / comments (19)

You all know the saying "Men are from VI, Women are from Ketu"..It had a better ring to it than Juipter or Venus or wherever your species originated from....Well the aim( which is why i started the blog in the first place) is to bridge the gap from VI all the way to Ketu.
From interacting with different Girls/Women (mama tin-tin incl) i have noticed that there are some few requirements that women want from us, but today i am going to address a few


Girl Lingo - When you ask a girl a certain question, the response always differs depending on the period of dating your in, For example a simple question such as:-

How many guys have you slept with? If your just getting to know each other , the answer is 3. But what she means is that 3 is a safe number, this way i wont look like i am always too deep and guys run away from me and i am now where close to being tagged as a slut. But if she is drunk 3, turns into 5 and 1 year into the relationship, 5 becomes 8. See how a simple answer went from 3 to 8.(It doesnt stop there o!) one day she is walks into your house only to see one of your friends with you. This friend just happens to be one of the guys, she never told you she slept with but she did and she know wants to quickly tell you before everything gets awkward and someone else tell you. 8 has now become 11.

Interaction without consent - Why is it that sometimes when happiness comes from somewhere else girls, are not too impressed. If i should get a text from a girl and i should start smiling or laugh while reading it and wifey/ current girl (pick which one suits you) should get a glimpse of this, watch out for the following signs of danger. Firstly she will keep quiet and become reserved, she will squeeze her face till you notice something is wrong by force. After she has pounded you with 15 responses of "Nothing is wrong", she will gently ask who was that one the phone. You have a couple of routes you can take at this point.

A)Nothing, it was just one of my friends, it's nothing important.
B)Dont worry.
C)You tell her everything. Who the sender was( and it better not be ur ex), the model of their phone, their network and the full intention of the message they sent and also why you were required to smile.

I would go with "C" but if you go with either "A" or "B", then be ready for an all out full blown investigation, your facebook, email, phone records. One thing i have learnt though is that the average nija babe will make a very good private investigator, some of them after they have analyzed that stain and perfume on your shirt can even join the CSI forensics.

There are usually quick and nonchalant ways to dismiss this kind of behaviors amongst women, but as i have learnt in a relationship "She who controls the sex, controls all". This is a golden rule but only applies to 5% of relationships i.e. The non-cheating ones.

Next time we will try and go through some of the topics, or i might add on the one's previously discussed.
1) Princess syndrome
2) Telekinesis
3) I am a girl
4)Control

Here are few phrases that i would like to leave you with, please feel free to agree or disagree with them.

a) The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
b) It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.
c) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Relationships are a balance of games, deception and trust. People have emailed me and asked" what my secret is?" Usually i dont reveal such but here it is: As a Man "I WEAR THE TROUSERS IN THE RELATIONSHIP AND THAT IS FINAL!!! but she tells me which trousers to wear!"

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The Rules for the 2nd season

00:19 / Posted by Tininu / comments (12)

Firstly i dont like you guys anymore...... espcially you guys( the one's that know but are pretending they dont know me, although you know that i know , that you know who i am)

So here are the new rules...

1) We are going semi-private - this means in order to have my life intact, this blog will only be open to blog authors, after a while it will then go full private

2)I know have a ghost writer aka my secretary

3) Just to make things a bit more interesting, we have also opened a second blog, where it is...you just have to find out. That one will still be open to everyone to read and comment

4)We are going back to the begining and when i mean begining i am refering to the style of the first post.

5) First post will be on monday, as in next week..it might even be the first one with pictures( dont hold your breathe)

p.s. Shame on all of you, not one nomination, when i spent the whole of my first season shouting about blog awards, now i have seen the true colours of blogsville, it is just because i missed you guys that is why i came back from wordpress, the people there were soo much nicer...lol!!

2nd season, will start off with the nigeria chronicles!

*****update******

Please bear with me, i am nursing a very very serious hangover/alcohol poisoning episode...
will update 2moro...

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Just on a random train of thoughts

17:01 / Posted by Tininu / comments (21)

Firstly in regards to the last post....i didnt mean to  or rather i wasnt trying to justify or even explain why men cheat, it was meant to be slightly biased. But i wanted to show somethings that happen when men are in that situation, i am by no means glorifying it or saying it is right. I just put it out there.. Secondly the title was the wrong title, as i said i am working back to front on the whole men cheat thing, so hopefiully if you cannnot find sympathy, not that you should, you can at least understand and find a better way to deal with some issues when it comes to cheating, lying men (not like me- that is to you annonymous). P.s. annon, you were the first, i am proud of you...Now onto some very random topic. Usually i dont do church and christianity on this blog but i just want to throw something out there..


We all know Jesus, the messiah, the alpha and omega the beginning and end. Similarly were accustomed to the bible, not neccesarily the contents but most of the tales.The bible is a collection of scripture from different prophets gathered together, not all their teachings and writings but some. So to an extent you can say it is incomplete. Once when i went to isreal on a pilgramage (not my own), there is a book that contains some of the other scriptures that are not in the bible. This book is in a temple, although can be read it cannot be removed from it's position within the temple.

Now in Nigeria back in the times of our grandparents childhood there was a man, who started the white garment or celestial church or movement in nigeria. He did amazing things, he healed people, he prophesied, he gave preminitons , he did all sorts of miracles. Where his power came from i dont know neither am i glorifying it. In his time he was viewed as a messiah, the celestial church grew in number. He was almost viewed as another Jesus christ, but he died in a car accident. Followers were so stunned when he died, because he had preminitions and had used this ability to save several people before hand, so why didnt he see his own death?

In the bible Jesus first miracle was when he turned water into wine at about the age of 30. When mary asked jesus to turnt the water into wine he replied:  "Woman, what have i to do with thee? mine hour is not yet come." but he performed the miracle anyways. This shows that Jesus had been aware of his powers and gifts before it was his ordained time by God. There is a scripture (in the temple in jerusalem) that says about the age of 8, like very other child played in streets with other children as an 8 year old does. But other people knew that Jesus was different not necesarilly special but different as it was quite hard to believe that some kid born ny some woman claiming to be a virgin is the son of God. Think of it, if someone came to you and said i am the re incarnation of Jesus and God had sent him down as it is time for the 2nd coming and 2 days later you see him playing xbox or soccer on the road, ur not really going to take him too serious are you?. Likewise Jesus went to play with some kids and went to their house and knocked on their door. When their mother saw Jesus coming she told them to go and hide, as she didnt want her children playing with him. When he asked of them, she called out thier names ( they did not answer as instructed) and she replied " i cannot see them, they are not at home." Jesus looked at her and said " As you cannot see them now, you shall no longer see them". After Jesus left the house, the mother called for the children to come out and as before they did not respond. Their mother looked around for the children and when she  found them, they had turned to stone.

This might seem far fetched but remember this is not the first time God or Jesus had crused something neither has it been the first time that the sin of a father or mother has been taken out on the descendants. Remember the time Jesus cursed the fig tree, simply because it had no fruits and it wilted and died. Imagine living in the time of Jesus christ, i am not sure if i would have believed him myself. The same way( not literally) the celestial priest in nigeria met and end saw did Jesus christ...besides the fact that he arose from the grave.

N.B. Remember that Jesus had from a young age being talking with elders from the church and had heavingly wisdom and was also aware of his powers and purpose.
I am in no way relating the celestial priest to the awesome glory of Jesus. I am just saying if you were in alive in the time of jesus would you have followed some man who did a few miracles such as healing, preminitons and so on.
P.s. i am a firm believer in christ and i am a christian..thank you

Update: For those that asked what made me start thinking about Jesus, this is where my inspiration came from 

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Why men cheat, page ....1

20:21 / Posted by Tininu / comments (15)

So i had sorta been putting off blogging till i got the perfect post to bring me back, but i woke up this morning in tears, well i never really slept. It's like every emotional fight, pain, suffering that ever occured from a relationship. Juts came back to me at once and i was/ am overwhelmed.. Looking back over the last 4 years i have done nonesense and i mean with other peoples feelings.. I would apologise but i doubt my apologies will suffice now.

Why do men cheat?. There are the normal answers of lust, greed, temptation.( all 3 are the same thing to be honest) but it's not the lust or greed. You should look at, but the underlying factors, because something tells me that not a men are the same. The reason for me postponing this post for soo long was that i felt that until you can talk from experience you can only imagine what drives a man to cheat.. No i didnt go out and cheat, neither did it come to me and cheat. I just paid more attention and spoke with some people.

Firstly what happens when men cheat??. They get trapped and priorities change. This depends if the cheatee( politically correct term- other woman) knows that the man has a _______(wife/ girlfriend/ fiance). She firstly evaluates how much you love your other half, she tells by:- if you answer the phone calls in front of her, what you say, your body language. One of 2 things can or will happen. Firstly the man( cheater) ends it with his other woman as wifey has become more suspect of his recent activites and the other woman threatens to go to wifey so he sorta confesses first. Secondly the other woman does nothing. In the first scenario the relationship seems over as he has now confessed, every normal woman will kick him out, make him sleep on the sofa. Guess who is now there for him, when u have turned your back on him, yep..the other woman. In the second scenario she lets him live his life as he wants no restraints that come from wifey. In both scenarios the guys become extremely comfortable and slowly wifey is treated as or in essence emotionally becomes the other woman. Because where ever a man is happy is where his priorities are.

The only 2 instance when these 2 situation above might not occur, is if the other woman tries to force the man to leave his wife/ girlfriend. Now what a man doesnt want is to girlfriends[1]. He doesnt want to jump from one sinking boat to the other, he wants a speed boat. This is the only situation when the man will put things into perspective and make the decision to go back home on his own, although it will not be easy but he will make the right choice.

NB. For the other woman reading this, just do your thing, dont put too much pressure. If he is going to stay, you have to be more of his friend and be there for him, because the way he perceives you will affect his judgement when making that make it or break it choice and dont worry he will be the one to ask you when he wants to be a bit serious. But if you want to test his loyalty, have something with someone else and you can judge how much he likes you from the amount of venom and anger he throws towards you...

From me to you,

Tininu..xxx

Thank you for those who were checking up on me through my illness and hard times...

p.s. this is not the end of why men cheat, i am sorta working back to front on this one..will be a thing that comes every forthnight but i will still continue to blog regularly in between..

One Chance..The answers, 2nd time around

15:23 / Posted by Tininu / comments (19)

jack slater said...

1. Who are you? I am tininu.. i thought you would have worked that out by now
2. Who is Vindi? She is vindi, out of everyone you should know, right?!!? - ignore what you see in the comments the truth is that i dont know who she is.


bunmmy said...
hmm guess am late in the Q&A, anyways i have a request can you post your pix so i can see ur face? I would soo love to do that , but that is like requesting death by firing squad.

naijababe said....
so ermm whats the worst think you've ever done to anyone?? Emm when i was 7 i had a family friend that lived with us till i was about 15 and i made him use soap (lux the yellow one if u must know) to brush his teeth..

Anonymous said...
are you dark skinned or light skinned? Dark skinned

Are u buff or skinny? ur not leaving me with many options..i am normal...packs yes, muscles yes but not too the point that i cant wear a medium shirt without looking like barbie

efjay said...
LOL! that was a very fun read! Lmao @ going to pink and ruffles. since u got there towards the end did u catch any of the performances?
Hw r u? and hw's the girlfriend?
i did oo...it was nice, although they had one to many glitches...She is fine, very fine. Me on the other hand not soo well. i have had to resort to a bit of a drink once in a while and sleeping tabs to keep up with everyday activities.

efjay said...
Btw, what uni do you go to? What r u studying? unfortunately if you read the post one chance, when i set out the rules for asking me questions, i said i would not answer 4 questions..these 2 are part of the 4 i cannot answer, because they are the biggest give aways...i'm sorry!!

anonymous said...
16/17 on the sex question? 9ja secondary school? it was 16 and i am sorry as per above i cannot answer that question.


vindication through innocence said...
Seeing as we have no limit to the number of questions we can answer you...
1) Where and how do you come up with these (often very correct theories on gender 'issues' and relationships?

A lot of times they just pop into my head when i am arguing with girls but the most intresting ones are when i am having lunch or dinner with the girlfriend...She was even saying she was gonna do a post about 10 things she hates about me...so that you guys can really see what i am like.

2) If there was one thing you could not live without, what would it be? Popcorn!

3) How did you know what chop chop or roly poly or whatever it is you call it meant?? I was thinkin it had to do with slippers or toes or something...innocent mind eh? i just did, british public schoool boys, we have that kind of sick mentality..i blame the educational system.

4) Do you have a genuine obsession with gari?? if so, when did it start? lol....garri or garium II sulphate as it is often refered to in my house( blame momsi for that name), i dont have an obsession with but i know what concentration to use when i am supplementing it with the following compounds...suya, moin-moin, akara and mama put rice and stew with 120 naira meat.

5) Do you think you have a good set of friends that have your best interest at heart (random, I know! but i wouldnt have it any other way)? My friends vary, the same set i will go out with on monday are not the same i will go out with on tuesday...i am lucky in that respects because some time i need that change of scenery so i can jump from nija, to oyinbo to really posh oyinbo and back again as i please.. but the oyinbo one's yeah have my best intrest at heart and a few of the nigerian one's do as well.

6) 16/17 when you rode the national express?hmmm- I doubt it was the housegirl cos thats more a KC boy trait (im not hating- its TRUE) but just thought id ask...I dont want details...Im not a perv.... it was 16...you know these oyinbo girls, i am black and was in high demand, actually i sorta still am...lol. that was a joke before annoymous comes and makes me feel like less of a man..

7) If you had the choice to detach yourself fro the certian people in your life, how many people would you detach yourself f4rom??
I will not ask for names cos that is like asking for trouble!..out of all my current friends and people i associate with probably only 2 or 3 and they are al girls, what a shame.

8) Are you on track in terms of what you wanted to achieve at your age(20- 23?) i am far beyond my expectations but there are some areas lacking, areas such as i what i deemed to be necessary that i have not accomplished or dominated.

only two more to go....

9)If you had a choice between Mos def and common- who would you pick (for music not acting)? common!!

10) Are you still vexting? I already revealed my Identity!? i was never vexing and i still dont know your identity...sorry i hvnt replied, time has gone completely over my head.

14 September 2008 23:26



bumight said...
1. have u ever cheated in a relationship? what kind of question is that, lol!!..it depends on what u call cheating, if looking at another girl and mentally undressing her then yeah i have cheated repeatedly

2. what is the strangest sex position u've ever done(karma baby!).. i personally dont think they have a name for it yet...i am very physical, strength and staying power, so i often get to improvise and come up with what best suits me but i dont even think it was the position it self the location had something to do with it

3. what is ur weak point when it comes to girls? i mean what u "trip" for in girls or what a girl can do to make u go wow!.. i would love to give it away but if i told you here then every girl could come up to me and do that and i would crumble, literally. but i love dimples though!! *sigh** dimples.

Last but not least.....

must ask- is minky your girlfriend- she seems like a match for you... and a bloody character??

i am asking myself why i even put this up, because this is going to send me like 2 months backwards with wifey but NOOOOOOOOOOO MINKY IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND...i have not even seen her. infact i have only seen on blogger, actually 2 and those 2 are my friends anyways so i have always known them. how is she a match for me..oya minky stop smiling!

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Sexual tension to friendship

19:10 / Posted by Tininu / comments (18)

Kay i see you have stolen this topic already...i hate you!!!! yes i am saying it again...lol...but okay i am looking at it on an everyday aspect, forget the sexual tension at work in the changing rooms or where ever..


 Actually let me digress for a second, cos i have a question. Guys have you noticed when you go the gym especially the changing room, there are guys ( i know that is obvious) but 95% of them are naked. I personally don't have a problem with my body or being naked but there is just something not right about being naked with a guy in the same room not to talk about 30+ guys  in a hot steamy room with either soapy or sweaty bodies. The worst part is when ur now sitting down on a stool and then some guy comes to introduce himself this could be for the following reasons:-

He has been checking you out while working out.
Is intrigued with your workout.
Or has seen you naked and wants some.

Obviously i dont know which one of the above they fall into but i am not interested in any of the above. They now come close to you( bearing in mind i am sitting on the bench in the changing rooms) and they now put one leg up on the bench and leans forward to talk to you (with his crutch now in my face....Now we all know the code as guys, no staring at another man's package ( for those girls reading this, this rule is programmed into every guy from birth and is executed from the age of about 7). For those of you with younger brothers you can tell when this happens because he starts to shout at you when you walk into the bathroom and he is having a shower...

I dont know about you guys but i dont like it when people put their crutch in my face, especially when they are naked not to mentioned probably shriveled and odd looking ( i am just using imagination not recollection to describe)....Now what i want to know is that does this happen in the female changing rooms??..Because i know i dear not carry soap into those showers( which are not sectioned into cubicles by the way).. so from the guy that enters to the one standing and perving, everyone sorta has their eyes on you..

Now that i have finished digressing... i really want you guys to help me hit this topic on the head because there are always different versions and ways of thinking when it comes to this topic...Let us take the typical scenario you have a boyfriend, who has a very close friend that is a babe...Now would you prefer it if: - 

A) They have had something before.

B) They have never had or claimed not to have any attraction to each other before.

Now with A ( they've had something before this might include sex) - There is the argument that since they have had something before, they can be friends as they have put what happened between them behind them.

My argument is that surely they have had something together, that means they both have good memories, assuming there were good times. It only takes a time of weakness, emotional or otherwise (drunk) before one person starts reminiscing or drunk texting and we end up back at the start( in her bed)...Now if they did not have history it wouldnt be soo easy for both of them to sleep together, please feel free to correct me if i am wrong..Unless the girl has had some very very veryyyyyyy deep feelings for your boyfriend that she has been waiting to bestow upon him..

Which leads me to B( they've not had anything), In this case it would be harder for them to do anything due to the guilty conscience.. I would like to point out that your boyfriend might not have the conscience like that but leave it to the girl( he is cheating with) to remind your boyfriend how guilty she is about what they are doing. I am not sure if that is any condolence to any of you girls out there with cheating boyfriends, so try not to be too harsh on the girl when you eventually catch them.

But if they have not had history..then there will be some sexual tension..... I am not too sure with this one because my best friend is a girl and i have to tell you, i think of her as one of my guys, i don't even think she has boobs or an arse ( whereas other guys drool over her) but that is only because that is how i had always seen her from the start. Because i have been friends with other girls and it was strictly platonic, till my guys come, query you and change your opinion...

So which on is better because i am looking at wifey's friends and i am suspect about one or two or a couple...lol!! Is a lie o, i am not one of those over protective boyfriends but then the next thing they will say is i dont care...

This is just an interim post before i update the question and answer post on friday!!! So you've got till friday 19th of septemeber to ask me the questions...