Vacancy..apply within!

15:47 / Posted by Tininu / comments (10)

Over the last 3months or so, it has been one thing after the other and yes like everyone else at one time or the other i really contemplated focusing on myself and leaving some of the not so important things behind. i.e . The adventures of tin-tin being one of them(I had already written my final post). Intially when I started I thought I would only last for a couple of months, 6 at best. I might have run out of material or just simply the will to write and update regularly. But yesterday amidst everything I got a call from someone, who caught me completely off guard, made my day and gave me a reason to take time out, a reason to write and most importantly a reason to smile….Thank you!!(Your voice still gets to me)

So in true style as I started[my blog] I intend to keep it, I haven’t given you guys a reason to laugh at work, or at home or in the library for those of you still in school doing masters or summer school or having lesson teachers. But before I start there is a warning the next post it going to be long(ish)…Just wanted you to know I am back and I have now come up with a plan of updating semi-regularly..

For those of you that don’t know my girlfriend reads my blog, let me correct that, she has read every post, every comment posted on my blog and I have posted on other people’s blog, so all that flirting has finally bitten me in the ass, but these things happen, right?! She has scrutinised me but she’s my baby, so it’s allowed. It is funny ,now we can sit down and talk about post and some other bloggers, don’t worry no identities revealed, not sure if I can blog with her there though. To some of you anonymous {es}, I am came to the conclusion that this blog is not complete without you, I might complain sometimes, and there might be some banter but the I miss some of you, because I seem to be blessed with the sensible ones { don’t let me regret saying this, life is too short to hold keep holding resentment}.

To the order of today: - Vacancy apply within.

New Girl Best Friend Required

The opportunity has risen to work with a client based predominantely in the Uk and Nigeria. You will be responsible for key roles such as keeping me up to date in the nija circle loop, ensuring I know that the latest coded gist, regular updates with the clubs that are happening and that sorta thing. The role requires techincal knowledge of Nigerian circles within the Uk and must have a footing with most nija circles to allow easy penetration into the circle when required.

Requirements as follows

Essentials
• Ability to code gist to a 1st class degree.( I shouldn’t hear your gist unless you tell me).
• Ability to respect themselves.
• Must be cute, not necessarily hot, there is a difference.
• Must be able to handle sarcasm.
• Must be fashion sensible.
• Should know how to drive.
• Not- in -long-deep relationship.
• Must have her guys( the ones that chase after her).
• Must work well under pressure.
• Must be female.

Non-essentials

• Preferably not the eldest child.
• Minimum age of 20.
• Fine friends or at least access to them.

Benefits

• Unlimited… depending on experience and previous record benefits could range to literally anything.
• Unlimited call outs to bail you out of almost any situation, including bail and pick up from jail{ if the worse happens}.
Plus gold package.

Besides everything mentioned above, tin-tin does not discriminate on the grounds of age, race, gender, disability, creed or sexual orientation and complies with all UK legislation.

Please Note: It is unlawful to apply for this job, if you are emotionally vulnerable or available. You should make yourself aware of how emotions might develop and will improve hinder your success at this job.

Qc girls, pls note: When applying please state, your year of attendance, duration for which you attended and current location. As a full and thorough back ground check will be carried out.. Any incorrect information you supply might be used against you. Thank you

Please send cv to tininuboy@googlemail.com. Thank you.

Due to the high expected volumes of application, only successful applicants will be contacted..

In addition, i have to commend bumight for her courage, and keeping to her promise of answering all the questions, i might do it as well..infact i already have a plan to do it but i think i might hold it off for a while.

lastly, Unwritten - you cannot just come and say you miss me, you better go and call cutie or whatever his name is {yes, i am jealous}.

Tin-tin.

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