You all know the saying "Men are from VI, Women are from Ketu"..It had a better ring to it than Juipter or Venus or wherever your species originated from....Well the aim( which is why i started the blog in the first place) is to bridge the gap from VI all the way to Ketu.
From interacting with different Girls/Women (mama tin-tin incl) i have noticed that there are some few requirements that women want from us, but today i am going to address a few
Girl Lingo - When you ask a girl a certain question, the response always differs depending on the period of dating your in, For example a simple question such as:-
How many guys have you slept with? If your just getting to know each other , the answer is 3. But what she means is that 3 is a safe number, this way i wont look like i am always too deep and guys run away from me and i am now where close to being tagged as a slut. But if she is drunk 3, turns into 5 and 1 year into the relationship, 5 becomes 8. See how a simple answer went from 3 to 8.(It doesnt stop there o!) one day she is walks into your house only to see one of your friends with you. This friend just happens to be one of the guys, she never told you she slept with but she did and she know wants to quickly tell you before everything gets awkward and someone else tell you. 8 has now become 11.
Interaction without consent - Why is it that sometimes when happiness comes from somewhere else girls, are not too impressed. If i should get a text from a girl and i should start smiling or laugh while reading it and wifey/ current girl (pick which one suits you) should get a glimpse of this, watch out for the following signs of danger. Firstly she will keep quiet and become reserved, she will squeeze her face till you notice something is wrong by force. After she has pounded you with 15 responses of "Nothing is wrong", she will gently ask who was that one the phone. You have a couple of routes you can take at this point.
A)Nothing, it was just one of my friends, it's nothing important.
B)Dont worry.
C)You tell her everything. Who the sender was( and it better not be ur ex), the model of their phone, their network and the full intention of the message they sent and also why you were required to smile.
I would go with "C" but if you go with either "A" or "B", then be ready for an all out full blown investigation, your facebook, email, phone records. One thing i have learnt though is that the average nija babe will make a very good private investigator, some of them after they have analyzed that stain and perfume on your shirt can even join the CSI forensics.
There are usually quick and nonchalant ways to dismiss this kind of behaviors amongst women, but as i have learnt in a relationship "She who controls the sex, controls all". This is a golden rule but only applies to 5% of relationships i.e. The non-cheating ones.
Next time we will try and go through some of the topics, or i might add on the one's previously discussed.
1) Princess syndrome
2) Telekinesis
3) I am a girl
4)Control
Here are few phrases that i would like to leave you with, please feel free to agree or disagree with them.
a) The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
b) It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.
c) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Relationships are a balance of games, deception and trust. People have emailed me and asked" what my secret is?" Usually i dont reveal such but here it is: As a Man "I WEAR THE TROUSERS IN THE RELATIONSHIP AND THAT IS FINAL!!! but she tells me which trousers to wear!"
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lol of course you ll go with option C. yea i agree with the phrases(i had to read the second one twice though).. lol she tells you which trousers to wear. Nice post
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I NEVER KNEW MEN WERE THIS CALCULATED till you came along! YOU FASCINATE ME REALLY.....
p.s: XOXO
I just tagged you hun.
omg! u r back, yay (doing happy dance)!!
wow-ur blog still exists!interesting
Now, if I may ask...Is it the boy's quarter in VI these guyz live? If yes, then it is understandable they are definitely from VI since they have to pretend to be living large...
Back to the post...
If I may add another answer, then it will be not say nothing at all because every word you say will use against you in the court of law besides all the response will still put you on the hot seat...
FINALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :-)
men r 4rm vee-eye indeed!
Lol...Lmao.@ Girl Lingo.
Yeah, relationships are about games jare...keeps things interesting...lol. Lol @ Ms Penelope and the boys in the VI quarters...nice one.
Hey Cuz, haven't read this yet. Just came to say I'm back and with a bang!!!
"It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her." whoever thot otherwise.
really tintin boy...
lol this was funny but ur damn right bout chicks.as always
i miss u!
'I WEAR THE TROUSERS IN THE RELATIONSHIP AND THAT IS FINAL!!! but she tells me which trousers to wear!" lol.
YAY!!!! guess who's back!!!
LOOL....but you can like to update homie!!
This was too interesting and totally hilarious. Most of it were definitely true. lol@ analyzing stains and joining the CSI forensics.
""I WEAR THE TROUSERS IN THE RELATIONSHIP AND THAT IS FINAL!!! but she tells me which trousers to wear!""
haha, too funny.
Hope allis well and that you will update soon.
LMAO@ ssd's comment. real cute. lol
i agree tho, an average nigerian babe can make it on CSI. They can analyze for America! lol
JUST READ YOUR BLOG POST FOR THE FIRST TIME,U R GUD.AND D CSI PART,SO TRUE *wink*
AND D NO1 TRUE,I CNT BE WT A MAN WHO CANT CONTROL ME,EVEN IF ITS HAVING SMALL POWER OVER ME COS AM STUBBORN,VERY STUBBORN SO I NEED TO BE TAMED.
"The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can."
And the only thing worse than a woman you can't control is a woman you CAN'T control.
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