The Adventure continues..

Ajike - go and read the post about tj.. i like it

Tin tin - i actually want to meet her.. i can imagine her with long legs and soft caramel skin that glows and the kind of laugh that is soo smooth and sexy that it gives you goosebumps which make you want to just grab her and kiss her soft lips..oya i think i have fulfilled my quota of online flirting.. oh and that reminds me in response to your question...i use nivea (for men) ehen what is wrong with that?

Afro babe - i love the pictures

Unwritten - girl problems

Vindi - my beautiful vindi, who has now decided to reside in the library 24/7.. rumour has it, that she does more than study there and if i understand this right she is really gifted with her hands..i dont know what that means...lol ( maybe she can write very well!!..lol!)

Allyurz - how you keep blogging everyday, it baffles me.

oya i am tired of showing love, check on the recently visited blogs list on the right side of the screen...lol! if i have put it there by the time your reading this

i am really into art and girls, but on a serious note check out this website - Alex Nail.

Random Questions.

Why do they call tv adverts in nigeria commercials?

Where was sexy before Timbaland and Jt, brought it back?

Why do people say love is free, because it seems to cost me about £160 everytime i am meant to feel it either in the form of dinner or romantic gestures?

An engagment ring is meant to cost at least 3 months... Are you girls okay..no are u being serious...3 months...sooo i shouldnt eat because you want to wear a ring on your finger, on top of that, she might even have the never to say that the diamond is too small.. My point is that it is not that i cannot afford it but when i give you the ring that cost at least £20k...what ring do you give me.....nothing or at best something that is worth like £2k, which frankly is disgusting.

And what if the woman proposes, does she give the guy a ring..i mean how does that work?

Finally this is a slightly more serious or strange question and i actually need an answer for a report i am writing.. How many social classes do you think exsist in nigeria? So far i have come to the conclusion that there are 4 classes.

Lower class - they fall people or are on the poverty line set my whatever governing body that determines how poor the world is. These are usually domestic staff, airport cleaners, tailors, guy that sells fan yogo! this is largely the majority of nigeria.. i want you to look at this not from a lagoshian view as most of us are, but even in lagos the real part of it are parts some people are not used to sseing such as yaba, surulere, mile 2, pencinema, agege.

Middle class - this is the typical family that leaves in a house in maryland or what not. can afford to send their children to corona and maybe adesoye or kc or vivian folwer.. can afford one or 2 holiday trips a year

Lower-upper class- Children possibly school abroad., afford quite a few family holidays, possibly have a place to stay in the uk and in yankee. Pays international school fees.

Higher - Upper class - Yaradua, dangote, adenuga, igbinedion.....goverment officals who can restructure the allocated budget to their government portfolio into their bank accounts un noticed...

i have always said that if i had the chance to be in the government that i wouldnt want a big post, i'd like to be somewhere i can make a difference such as becoming the Minister of aviation and not just steal money like every one else.. I firstly build a 2 nd terminal in lagos and then restructre the 1st one, infact by the time i am finished with them they would have plasma tv's everywhere and the walls would be made out of see through glass with ac blowing from every direction, infact it will be like a resort..

I will then start building one in abuja and comission one in port harcourt, and 3 more in lagos and one in jos...i will then just take all the money and run away to dubai or panama( just like micheal schofield).. let them come and find me there. what is the difference between me and the rest.. i would have actually done something before i ran away with stolen money.

Why is it that through out prison break, schofield was always whispering?

And to those of you that watch lost!! that show does not make sense in anyway...... how can you possibly watch a tv series where food such as frosties, nutri grain, eba, amala and strawberrys magically falls out from the sky and the stranded individuals are okay with it as long as they have food.

And then there is a pent house under ground with internet, possibly msn and facebook...spotlights, wooden floor finishing, microwave..kingsize bed with satin sheets from dubai and armoury full with guns..if that house was in st.johns wood, london it will go for nothing less than £3k a week.. and then they keep saying "the others, the others, the others!!" all me i can see are shadows! where are they?

Earlier this week one of my friends came to ask me if i wanted to do a photo shoot later in the week, and as always i was like yes but i forgot to ask what it was for or about. She then starts smiling and is like " Do you want to be lion king? or Aladin?". I am there like this girl has drunk one too many bottles of diet coke.

Me: Why do i have to be somebody?

Emily: Well he have a theatrical theme to it and it's for a calendar to raise funds, so that tim can host his play.

Me: Who is tim?

Emily: He is the gay guy on our course

Me: Ehn..seen, so for the last 3, almost 4 years i have not known that there has been a gay guy on my course...not that it really matters

Emily: Oh one last thing...bring clean under wear....it's nude

Me: Errrrrr...nope, i am not doing it

Emily: please common you can be lion king or be aladin, so we can make a joke about rubbing ur lamp. and you be july, everyone loves july because of summer.

At this point i was like this babe is definitely stupid, what part of me being naked in front of a gay photographer and some other babes, posing as aladin with my magic lamp between my legs would be amusing.. and they will now really publish it and put my name at the bottom.

I can imagine my child having a school project in pry school and he is preparing a speech on his popsi, for career day...he now types my name into Google and now see's my picture as naked aladin or as naked lion king...hisss. or imagine after i apply to goldman sachs they will now do a background check on me and they will now find my picture.

But this babe has been begging me since...i am beginning to think she has ulterior motives....but seriously should i do it, i mean what would you do? and how bad can it be right!!

Recently i uncovered ground breaking news, that bella will never cover so i decided to bring it to you..

My sources at E! entertainment news (channel 152 sky & channel 149 dstv) confirmed to me that terry hogan aka hulk hogan ( remember famous wrestler with yellow spandex ) has been taken to court by his wife Linda, whilst sorting out their divorce settlement.

Linda filed for divorce after 24 years of marriage, when she found out that the hulkster had been cheating on her with none other than his daughter's (linda) best friend..She has also asked the judge to freeze his accounts on the suspicion that he might sell their house in Los Angeles....I bet you didnt know that..

Sources confirm that linda has demanded half of everything( personally i think this babe is having a laugh).. she also claims that hulk hogan tried to trick her into signing a pre-nuptial agreement.......

Apparently the news was broken to hulk hogan by a reporter from his home town, less thn 24 hours after spending time with his wife..poor guy!

Frankly she is a bad as the founder of wikipedia, who broke up with his wife by updating his status on his website with" I am no longer involved with....( Insert name)!.

Or another guy who sent his wife divorce papers by fax..imagine that..i like it men of nowadays are getting more creative..lol!

So this bring me to the story for today....what is cheating? ( i know i am way in over my head with this post, because 98% of my readers are female)

Oya girls dont jump on the band wagon just yet and start telling me , it is not good. but my question remains what is cheating..

Cheating is an act of lying, deception, fraud, trickery, imposture, or imposition. - Oxford dictonary.

When your guy thinks about another babe is that cheating, or is it when he sleeps with her?

Is kissing cheating? what if the girl kisses him?

What is the difference between guys (their apparent non emotional cheating) and girls?

If your guy is flirting with his ex..is that cheating?

Does it count , if he is drunk? What if we are in a long distance relationship, is it okay?

I can go on and on about this topic but i want the girls opinions which are sorta set in stone..

So what i am gonna do this time around , is that i am going to do.. wait for your comments put it up on the blog and try my best to justify some of our actions...

Would you ever sign a pre-nup...yes i wlll i read a newspaper article about a woman who had been through 6 marriages and has amassed a nice networth of £53 million pounds..tax free...the devil is a liar if someone is going to take my money like that. My pre-nup agreement and my will would have a clause that states..that gives the money to the children once they turn 23. because i cannot let some woman come and marry me and then now divorcee me and shorten my children's inheritance.

The next post should be repoting live from bed, actually let me say from bed(s) and even the sofa, oh and there is one on the first ever Mrs Right, this one is the 1st. I will explain all in due time.

What is the point in long distance relationships, no offence and i am going to be very very blunt about this....they do not work, they absolutely do not work....

As a girl there is going to be a day when your sad,
And your crying ..you pick up the phone and call your boyfriend.
He really doesnt have your time, he is a bit busy
all he can say is sorry and try to console you.
He dismisses you off the phone with a premeditated i love you.
Your lonely and all you really need is a hug,
A shoulder to cry on, someone that would hold you tight,
as you sob uncontrollably and fall asleep on.
But he's not there.
He can't be, he is 3,000 miles away
He can't feel your pain, he can't see your tears
He can't kiss you better.
He can't surprise you with the home cooked dinner or flowers over the phone.
Your vulnerable, it's not his fault. that is just the way life is.

I would like to point out that this happens to a lot of girls or rather they go through this phase and all it takes is a half decent guy who shows her time and attention, helps her heal from her misfortune.

She slowly develops feelings for him. He's heaven sent.
She knows it's not right, but she feels safe and comfortable with him.
She tries to fight it. she brings up past memories, remembers the good times,
strives to hold on to her promise.
But she becomes angry when she realises, how much time she's wasted,
holding onto nothing but past memories.


.....Yours Sexually......

.............Tin-tin...................
(or should i start refering to myself as tin-tin boy)

p.s. The reason i stopped blogging, well minus the exams and all, something un expected happened one day. I got a surprise visit from omoge while i was blogging, she came to my house and did the whole, surprise i am outside, so in a panic, i left my page open and she was like what is this?. In response i just lied and said this is some guy's blog, he's funny sometimes that sorta thing..making sure that i dont hype myself up to much...Before i knew it, omoge sat down on my laptop and started to digest my blog..

If you see the way she pounced on me, this babe abused me..infact she wounded my ego...i sincerely thought of closing my blog. i seriously couldnt take it and i had to retreat to find myself.. so your going to have to bear with me if the next few posts are not up to parrr....i am under going a healing process...take care and try not to study too hard