Wow you guys actually took it easy on me....
Anonymous: Are you going to stop blogging any time soon? PLS SAY NOOOOOOOOOO...
Not sure if that was a real question but i have no intention of quitting, it is just hard getting back into the swing of things...
Kmplx:
1. What's the most embarassing thing you have ever done and have never been able to tell anyone until now? I find this hard to answer because anything embarrasing i have told every one but when i come up with it i promise to give you an answer, you can ask another question if you like..
2. What's your favourite breakfast cereal? Garri with ice block not ice cubes (there is a difference)., Cinnamon Grahams
3. What was your very first memory? My aunt hitting my mouth on a sink, causing me to swallow my 2 front teeth and my mum cried like a widow that day..
4. How many questions per person? You can ask as may as you want, you can even ask a more, even though it is over
EfJay: How old are you? I have already answered that question on the blog before, but i will indulge you...20-23..
Lady Koko: WHAT IS YOUR HOUSE ADDRESS? In Which country? and you have to be more specific, if your talking about england.
Anonymous: lol @ lady koko..just know he has some sexy neighbours. I thought you didnt like my neighbours, you rarely say hi to them anyways, give me your bb pin, let me ping you, lol!
Today's Ranting:
Oh my God I havent been here for ages. How are u doing? I am okay, thank you very much. Although i have been better though. And you hvnt been here because you just left and abadoned me but it's okay because i am have been accustomed to rejection.
How old are you? The answer is above
When did you start dating? About 14/15
How old were you when you first experienced sex?16/17..
Minky:
What is your favourite body part on a girl? Dimples!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How tall are you? (No fibbing!lol) 6ft 1.
What do you do on Fridays/weekends when you are not with your gf? Thinking about you or watching formula one not soccer..Actually if i am not sleeping, i am usually with her, weekends are mostly dedicated to her.
Flabby:
so wat r the details of the interview? We will discuss that privately.
Scribblers Inc:
do you read tin tin?? I actually broke down in laughter when i saw this. No i dont anymore, when i was a lot younger, yes but not my thing anymore.
Lady Koko:
ANNONYMOUS..IF U R THE sexy NEIGHBOUR......
HI, AM LADY KOKO..
CURRENTLY SINGLE
LOOKING FOR LOVE, FRIENDSHIP AND RANDOM PLAY.....
VERY NICE MEETING YOU...
BUAHAHAHHHHHAHAH!!!!!!
no but seriously ..how do u knu he gat SEXY neighbours????????
ANNONYMOUS..IF U R THE sexy NEIGHBOUR......
HI, AM LADY KOKO..
CURRENTLY SINGLE
LOOKING FOR LOVE, FRIENDSHIP AND RANDOM PLAY.....
VERY NICE MEETING YOU...
BUAHAHAHHHHHAHAH!!!!!!
no but seriously ..how do u knu he gat SEXY neighbours???????? Isnt it obvious annonymous has obviously been to my house or thinks she has and i can tell you wanna come as well. Do you want me to text you directions or facebook?!..lol.. I am joking before you bite my head off..lol
MINKY!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEYBEY!!!!!! WHERE HAVE U BEEN????????? U DESERTED ME!!!!!!!!! AND I HAVE NO WAY OF CONTACTING YOU!!!!!!!! *HISSSSSSSSS* MISS YOU!!!!!!! *tear drop*
MR. TIN-TIN..I HAVE ANOTHA QUESTION......
what is YOUR favourite body part?????? HEHE.... I dont know i would probably go with my bum or thighs( there is reason for this).
Now for the questions that were mailed to me instead...
1). Rumour has it that you have slept with 2 sisters? Please show me the sisters first and let me see if i want to claim the story..
2.) Have you ever gotten anyone pregnant? No i havnt and i am not saying it because it is on blogger. I just dont roll like that . Infact if i had, i would have run to egypt or iraq. Try finding me there!
3.)How many girlfriends do you have? Dont lie because the truth shall set you free..xx Lol, when has the truth ever set you free..But i have only one. I think one is enough to give me all the headache, joy , anger and happiness without killing me, so i dont need 2.
4.a) Is your name seun? No it isnt but surprisingly, no one asked me that question
b)What is your favourite song? Emm, i'll probs go with who's that girl(maddona), pop the glock (uffie), The messanger (cafe del mar)
c)Do you have any tatoos or piercings? Nope my body is clean.
d)Are you chop chop or flop flop? Funny i understood this question immediately..the answer is chop chop...for those of you that dont understand, i am circumcised.. although i dont know why you would want to know that.
WHo do you think is the cuttest blogger or personality?That one is very hard to answer, actually it isnt, i know who i think is the cutest but for personality wise..it's kinda different because i am only similar to my blog because i make sarcastic remarks and dont filter anything, so i cant actually judge their personality.
Did you go for the pink and ruffles fashion show?Strangely i did but just at the end, dont worry i didnt wear anything particular to make me stand out, so forget saying you saw me becuase you didnt..lol! and i wasnt at the after party either.
What is the best lie, you've ever told? If i say it then the person is gonna know it is a lie..
On a completely seperate issue: OMG!! Oludee and rabbi are married, so every one should pray that she should come back with twins or triplets...
any more questions bring it on...
actually maybe not!!
Oh and to every one that has my blog on the list thing that tells you when i have updated, please use the blog website, for some reason all of you did it at the same time and the address in the updating thing is for a specific post not the whole blog...if that makes sense which i doubt...confused ask me
So to get things started i am just going to jump into the deep end. You guys remember what bumight did, well i think i am just going to do the same but with a few rules...
1)Max of 50 questions....If more than 50 questions asked then i will pick and choose..
2)Only 10 questions can be asked be annonymous{es}
3)I am going to pick max of four questions that i will not answer and i have my reasons for that
4)You have one week...
Good luck!!!
What is up with every blogger having a facebook account?!! or rather a facebook account for their blog...
Firstly my apologise to everyone for just uping and getting out of your lives....it was not cool, but if you were in my shoes then i guess you would have understand...Situations slightly out of my control forced my hand but as i told some of you, i have/am not gone just needed that brake....Finally internet (Broadband) is back....praise the lord!!!!
On the contrary to the last post, it seems that there isnt full acceptance of my blog.
Over the last 3months or so, it has been one thing after the other and yes like everyone else at one time or the other i really contemplated focusing on myself and leaving some of the not so important things behind. i.e . The adventures of tin-tin being one of them(I had already written my final post). Intially when I started I thought I would only last for a couple of months, 6 at best. I might have run out of material or just simply the will to write and update regularly. But yesterday amidst everything I got a call from someone, who caught me completely off guard, made my day and gave me a reason to take time out, a reason to write and most importantly a reason to smile….Thank you!!(Your voice still gets to me)
So in true style as I started[my blog] I intend to keep it, I haven’t given you guys a reason to laugh at work, or at home or in the library for those of you still in school doing masters or summer school or having lesson teachers. But before I start there is a warning the next post it going to be long(ish)…Just wanted you to know I am back and I have now come up with a plan of updating semi-regularly..
For those of you that don’t know my girlfriend reads my blog, let me correct that, she has read every post, every comment posted on my blog and I have posted on other people’s blog, so all that flirting has finally bitten me in the ass, but these things happen, right?! She has scrutinised me but she’s my baby, so it’s allowed. It is funny ,now we can sit down and talk about post and some other bloggers, don’t worry no identities revealed, not sure if I can blog with her there though. To some of you anonymous {es}, I am came to the conclusion that this blog is not complete without you, I might complain sometimes, and there might be some banter but the I miss some of you, because I seem to be blessed with the sensible ones { don’t let me regret saying this, life is too short to hold keep holding resentment}.
To the order of today: - Vacancy apply within.
New Girl Best Friend Required
The opportunity has risen to work with a client based predominantely in the Uk and Nigeria. You will be responsible for key roles such as keeping me up to date in the nija circle loop, ensuring I know that the latest coded gist, regular updates with the clubs that are happening and that sorta thing. The role requires techincal knowledge of Nigerian circles within the Uk and must have a footing with most nija circles to allow easy penetration into the circle when required.
Requirements as follows
Essentials
• Ability to code gist to a 1st class degree.( I shouldn’t hear your gist unless you tell me).
• Ability to respect themselves.
• Must be cute, not necessarily hot, there is a difference.
• Must be able to handle sarcasm.
• Must be fashion sensible.
• Should know how to drive.
• Not- in -long-deep relationship.
• Must have her guys( the ones that chase after her).
• Must work well under pressure.
• Must be female.
Non-essentials
• Preferably not the eldest child.
• Minimum age of 20.
• Fine friends or at least access to them.
Benefits
• Unlimited… depending on experience and previous record benefits could range to literally anything.
• Unlimited call outs to bail you out of almost any situation, including bail and pick up from jail{ if the worse happens}.
• Plus gold package.
Besides everything mentioned above, tin-tin does not discriminate on the grounds of age, race, gender, disability, creed or sexual orientation and complies with all UK legislation.
Please Note: It is unlawful to apply for this job, if you are emotionally vulnerable or available. You should make yourself aware of how emotions might develop and will improve hinder your success at this job.
Qc girls, pls note: When applying please state, your year of attendance, duration for which you attended and current location. As a full and thorough back ground check will be carried out.. Any incorrect information you supply might be used against you. Thank you
Please send cv to tininuboy@googlemail.com. Thank you.
Due to the high expected volumes of application, only successful applicants will be contacted..
In addition, i have to commend bumight for her courage, and keeping to her promise of answering all the questions, i might do it as well..infact i already have a plan to do it but i think i might hold it off for a while.
lastly, Unwritten - you cannot just come and say you miss me, you better go and call cutie or whatever his name is {yes, i am jealous}.
Tin-tin.
Everybody that reads this, i want to you to click on this link (here)
How to avoid a bad breakup or keep a good relationship - My secret!
Obviously you are back here so you want to know!...Hmmmm but what exactly is the point if i tell you guys everything and at the end of the day all i get is "You are a glorified ho". As in really.