One Chance..The answers

10:23 / Posted by Tininu / comments (20)

Wow you guys actually took it easy on me....

Anonymous: Are you going to stop blogging any time soon? PLS SAY NOOOOOOOOOO...

Not sure if that was a real question but i have no intention of quitting, it is just hard getting back into the swing of things...

Kmplx:
1. What's the most embarassing thing you have ever done and have never been able to tell anyone until now? I find this hard to answer because anything embarrasing i have told every one but when i come up with it i promise to give you an answer, you can ask another question if you like..

2. What's your favourite breakfast cereal? Garri with ice block not ice cubes (there is a difference)., Cinnamon Grahams

3. What was your very first memory? My aunt hitting my mouth on a sink, causing me to swallow my 2 front teeth and my mum cried like a widow that day..

4. How many questions per person? You can ask as may as you want, you can even ask a more, even though it is over

EfJay: How old are you? I have already answered that question on the blog before, but i will indulge you...20-23..

Lady Koko: WHAT IS YOUR HOUSE ADDRESS? In Which country? and you have to be more specific, if your talking about england.

Anonymous: lol @ lady koko..just know he has some sexy neighbours. I thought you didnt like my neighbours, you rarely say hi to them anyways, give me your bb pin, let me ping you, lol!

Today's Ranting:
Oh my God I havent been here for ages. How are u doing? I am okay, thank you very much. Although i have been better though. And you hvnt been here because you just left and abadoned me but it's okay because i am have been accustomed to rejection.

How old are you? The answer is above
When did you start dating? About 14/15
How old were you when you first experienced sex?16/17..

Minky:
What is your favourite body part on a girl? Dimples!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How tall are you? (No fibbing!lol) 6ft 1.

What do you do on Fridays/weekends when you are not with your gf? Thinking about you or watching formula one not soccer..Actually if i am not sleeping, i am usually with her, weekends are mostly dedicated to her.

Flabby:
so wat r the details of the interview? We will discuss that privately.

Scribblers Inc:
do you read tin tin?? I actually broke down in laughter when i saw this. No i dont anymore, when i was a lot younger, yes but not my thing anymore.

Lady Koko:
ANNONYMOUS..IF U R THE sexy NEIGHBOUR......
HI, AM LADY KOKO..
CURRENTLY SINGLE
LOOKING FOR LOVE, FRIENDSHIP AND RANDOM PLAY.....
VERY NICE MEETING YOU...
BUAHAHAHHHHHAHAH!!!!!!
no but seriously ..how do u knu he gat SEXY neighbours????????
ANNONYMOUS..IF U R THE sexy NEIGHBOUR......
HI, AM LADY KOKO..
CURRENTLY SINGLE
LOOKING FOR LOVE, FRIENDSHIP AND RANDOM PLAY.....
VERY NICE MEETING YOU...
BUAHAHAHHHHHAHAH!!!!!!
no but seriously ..how do u knu he gat SEXY neighbours???????? Isnt it obvious annonymous has obviously been to my house or thinks she has and i can tell you wanna come as well. Do you want me to text you directions or facebook?!..lol.. I am joking before you bite my head off..lol

MINKY!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEYBEY!!!!!! WHERE HAVE U BEEN????????? U DESERTED ME!!!!!!!!! AND I HAVE NO WAY OF CONTACTING YOU!!!!!!!! *HISSSSSSSSS* MISS YOU!!!!!!! *tear drop*

MR. TIN-TIN..I HAVE ANOTHA QUESTION......
what is YOUR favourite body part?????? HEHE.... I dont know i would probably go with my bum or thighs( there is reason for this).

Now for the questions that were mailed to me instead...

1). Rumour has it that you have slept with 2 sisters? Please show me the sisters first and let me see if i want to claim the story..

2.) Have you ever gotten anyone pregnant? No i havnt and i am not saying it because it is on blogger. I just dont roll like that . Infact if i had, i would have run to egypt or iraq. Try finding me there!

3.)How many girlfriends do you have? Dont lie because the truth shall set you free..xx Lol, when has the truth ever set you free..But i have only one. I think one is enough to give me all the headache, joy , anger and happiness without killing me, so i dont need 2.

4.a) Is your name seun? No it isnt but surprisingly, no one asked me that question
b)What is your favourite song? Emm, i'll probs go with who's that girl(maddona), pop the glock (uffie), The messanger (cafe del mar)
c)Do you have any tatoos or piercings? Nope my body is clean.
d)Are you chop chop or flop flop? Funny i understood this question immediately..the answer is chop chop...for those of you that dont understand, i am circumcised.. although i dont know why you would want to know that.

WHo do you think is the cuttest blogger or personality?That one is very hard to answer, actually it isnt, i know who i think is the cutest but for personality wise..it's kinda different because i am only similar to my blog because i make sarcastic remarks and dont filter anything, so i cant actually judge their personality.

Did you go for the pink and ruffles fashion show?Strangely i did but just at the end, dont worry i didnt wear anything particular to make me stand out, so forget saying you saw me becuase you didnt..lol! and i wasnt at the after party either.

What is the best lie, you've ever told? If i say it then the person is gonna know it is a lie..

On a completely seperate issue: OMG!! Oludee and rabbi are married, so every one should pray that she should come back with twins or triplets...

any more questions bring it on...

actually maybe not!!

Oh and to every one that has my blog on the list thing that tells you when i have updated, please use the blog website, for some reason all of you did it at the same time and the address in the updating thing is for a specific post not the whole blog...if that makes sense which i doubt...confused ask me

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One chance

12:30 / Posted by Tininu / comments (13)

So to get things started i am just going to jump into the deep end. You guys remember what bumight did, well i think i am just going to do the same but with a few rules...

1)Max of 50 questions....If more than 50 questions asked then i will pick and choose..
2)Only 10 questions can be asked be annonymous{es}
3)I am going to pick max of four questions that i will not answer and i have my reasons for that
4)You have one week...

Good luck!!!

What is up with every blogger having a facebook account?!! or rather a facebook account for their blog...

From the very highs to the very lows...

18:56 / Posted by Tininu / comments (11)

Firstly my apologise to everyone for just uping and getting out of your lives....it was not cool, but if you were in my shoes then i guess you would have understand...Situations slightly out of my control forced my hand but as i told some of you, i have/am not gone just needed that brake....Finally internet (Broadband) is back....praise the lord!!!!


But i have to tell you something sha..this closing down made me realise something....tooo many people know who i am. Infact let me rephrase it, there are one too many amebos in my life but we will deal with them one at a time.

So i am back but you guys have to be patient, it will take me a while to get back into the swing of things, there is barely internet where i am right now, infact i would take a picture but if i should move i dont think i will get the wireless anymore. There is nothing out here but trees and a few ducks and some other creatures like that but it's peacfull and there is no mobile service, so it's just me.  From wednesday  service will continue as usual...Now for my notices...

Unwritten - mo ti miss e pa( i have missed you soo much)
Tin-tin - Still no pin..
Vindi- I will deal with you seprately..
SSD- Thank you( ur partially the reason why i am back here)..
Kay-shawn -Lol, why dont you change that $20, into pounds then i will enter my chat up lines...
Bumight- i have missed you too
Bombchell - She's hot ooo, i mean ur hot!!

I think those are all my notices for now...wed!!!!!!! till then

................!!!! Currently under review.

21:40 / Posted by Tininu / comments (31)

On the contrary to the last post, it seems that there isnt full acceptance of my blog.

It seems to be more of a burden than an outlet and is interfering with my personal life. So on that note i hereby close this blog down...I am sorry but for now that just seems to be the way things are for now till things can be sorted out....

Please note that taking this action has been a last resort and is not an ultimate farewell, if things can be sorted out, then i will be back effective immediately but till then..

Sorry to dissapoint! I truly am, this is not the way i intended things to be or end...

Thank you for your time and the experience we have had, you guys have been great...

Tininu.
I love you guys

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Vacancy..apply within!

15:47 / Posted by Tininu / comments (10)

Over the last 3months or so, it has been one thing after the other and yes like everyone else at one time or the other i really contemplated focusing on myself and leaving some of the not so important things behind. i.e . The adventures of tin-tin being one of them(I had already written my final post). Intially when I started I thought I would only last for a couple of months, 6 at best. I might have run out of material or just simply the will to write and update regularly. But yesterday amidst everything I got a call from someone, who caught me completely off guard, made my day and gave me a reason to take time out, a reason to write and most importantly a reason to smile….Thank you!!(Your voice still gets to me)

So in true style as I started[my blog] I intend to keep it, I haven’t given you guys a reason to laugh at work, or at home or in the library for those of you still in school doing masters or summer school or having lesson teachers. But before I start there is a warning the next post it going to be long(ish)…Just wanted you to know I am back and I have now come up with a plan of updating semi-regularly..

For those of you that don’t know my girlfriend reads my blog, let me correct that, she has read every post, every comment posted on my blog and I have posted on other people’s blog, so all that flirting has finally bitten me in the ass, but these things happen, right?! She has scrutinised me but she’s my baby, so it’s allowed. It is funny ,now we can sit down and talk about post and some other bloggers, don’t worry no identities revealed, not sure if I can blog with her there though. To some of you anonymous {es}, I am came to the conclusion that this blog is not complete without you, I might complain sometimes, and there might be some banter but the I miss some of you, because I seem to be blessed with the sensible ones { don’t let me regret saying this, life is too short to hold keep holding resentment}.

To the order of today: - Vacancy apply within.

New Girl Best Friend Required

The opportunity has risen to work with a client based predominantely in the Uk and Nigeria. You will be responsible for key roles such as keeping me up to date in the nija circle loop, ensuring I know that the latest coded gist, regular updates with the clubs that are happening and that sorta thing. The role requires techincal knowledge of Nigerian circles within the Uk and must have a footing with most nija circles to allow easy penetration into the circle when required.

Requirements as follows

Essentials
• Ability to code gist to a 1st class degree.( I shouldn’t hear your gist unless you tell me).
• Ability to respect themselves.
• Must be cute, not necessarily hot, there is a difference.
• Must be able to handle sarcasm.
• Must be fashion sensible.
• Should know how to drive.
• Not- in -long-deep relationship.
• Must have her guys( the ones that chase after her).
• Must work well under pressure.
• Must be female.

Non-essentials

• Preferably not the eldest child.
• Minimum age of 20.
• Fine friends or at least access to them.

Benefits

• Unlimited… depending on experience and previous record benefits could range to literally anything.
• Unlimited call outs to bail you out of almost any situation, including bail and pick up from jail{ if the worse happens}.
Plus gold package.

Besides everything mentioned above, tin-tin does not discriminate on the grounds of age, race, gender, disability, creed or sexual orientation and complies with all UK legislation.

Please Note: It is unlawful to apply for this job, if you are emotionally vulnerable or available. You should make yourself aware of how emotions might develop and will improve hinder your success at this job.

Qc girls, pls note: When applying please state, your year of attendance, duration for which you attended and current location. As a full and thorough back ground check will be carried out.. Any incorrect information you supply might be used against you. Thank you

Please send cv to tininuboy@googlemail.com. Thank you.

Due to the high expected volumes of application, only successful applicants will be contacted..

In addition, i have to commend bumight for her courage, and keeping to her promise of answering all the questions, i might do it as well..infact i already have a plan to do it but i think i might hold it off for a while.

lastly, Unwritten - you cannot just come and say you miss me, you better go and call cutie or whatever his name is {yes, i am jealous}.

Tin-tin.

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Intermission 2!!

21:26 / Posted by Tininu / comments (15)

Everybody that reads this, i want to you to click on this link (here). It will take you to bumight's page. A lot of you probs might not read her blog but on her latest post she's decided to take the easy way out and instead of posting , we are allowed to ask her 3 questions each on anything.


Now calling all amebo's , annoymous{es}, bloggers..go and ask her any question and i mean any, even if it has to do with her sex life or the tatoo on her inner thigh*wink**wink*, go and ask....make sure your not asking her questions people have asked already and please dont be boring and ask about nigeria's state of emergency(that obviously has nothing to do with her)...


Guess what my internet is down, so y'all not gonna catch me blogging for at least another 2-3 weeks, sorry. Blame the construction people outside that cut a cable mistakenly!!!!!

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How to avoid a bad breakup or keep a good relationship - My secret!

17:26 / Posted by Tininu / comments (25)

Obviously you are back here so you want to know!...Hmmmm but what exactly is the point if i tell you guys everything and at the end of the day all i get is "You are a glorified ho". As in really.


CLOSURE

Bastard/ Tin-tin dictonary definition:

Clo.sure|'klø zh er|
Protective Noun

1.The act of closing or enclsoing something in order to protect it, in this case a relationship.
2.A resolution to protect something dear from external factors such as Amebo's or fake friends

Note- Closure does not apply to Qc girls , because those girls are everywhere and it is like they have this virus that does not allow them to keep their mouth shut or mind their own business...infact i think i only have 2 friends from Qc, that is how bad it is..infact i am sure the one that called me a ho sef is a Qc girl..Now bear in mind this is my own blog, i can write what i like and if you are a Qc babe and dont like what i am saying, close your web browser and go and find a job....Moving on

In relationships there always seems to be the whole he-said, she-said thing that occurs and from experience it never helps. From the onset it is essential that there is some sort of closure..

This example is mainly for the guys: If you have just started a relationship with a girl and in the case of this example you slept with her within the same month or week. There is no need to rush and tell your guys, if they dont ask you then there is no need to tell. If they do then hold them off for like a month  before you tell them, let things between you and the girl settle down. Because all it takes is for one of your guys to remix the story to" Can u imagine the babe was giving him head" and her friend hears and tells her..She will then come to you and round 1 begins." i cant believe you told your friends, i gave you head", you know how the rest goes. 
Guys please this one is very important. If anything in the long run, this will save you..trust me on this one( speaking from experience)

This one is for both guys and girls:- Be able to differeciate between your friends and be able to categorise them. You need to know the one that remixes the stories, the one that mistakenly tells their own friend harmlessly and the one that broadcast the stories to your enemies and more importantly do the same thing for your babe/ guys friends. Categorising them can be very hard, infact the only way i was able to do it was by spreading false gist, i spread 3 different versions, i knew who i had told what and which one spread the most. I am not saying you have to go that extreme but when you want to weed out your friends and discard those that are not helping you in anyway then, often you have to do things that are deep, just like i have done.

Thirdly ensure that your relationship is not a triangle or a square, in english it isnt one of those my friend  and i are dating my boyfriend and his friend(The sqaure)or
As a guy your going out with the babe but there is always her friend and it seems like your going out with 2 people but your not(The triangle). Avoid this at all costs, as in this is a NO GO!!! Under no circumstances, even in marriages, these kind of friendships end up being detrimental.

 In the case of the square, when the 2nd couple are fighting, more or less you guys are fighting because you will be dragged into it by your babe.
In the case of the triangle, when you want to go somewhere like take your girlfriend on a spontaneous gateaway and she is saying no because her friend will be bored and something similar and this happens on more than one occasion, please start drafting new a plan to get a new girlfriend.


Once the things above have been done properly, when you guys actually argue for whatever reason, the damage will be limited and controlled which will give you guys the time and space to work out your problems and heal, if your still going to be together. But the time you start involving your friends, you will slowly be manipulated and will not want to look weak infront of your friends and migth necessarily do what is best for you. 

One last thing if your arguing, {this should be common sense after everything i have said.} Do not have a tantrum outside in public, this goes out to the babe. Because if you do( because you want to disgrace guy in public) God help you if this guy has something on you that you dont know about and besides that your madness will just make you look like a madwoman in public...no joke!!! you might be happy with yourself oo but 6 months down the line when you don thave a boyfriend and your looking in the mirror and wondering why. Remember the day you thought you were cool, acting like a mad woman in public and how the gist spread....

Lastly, If your boyfriend is anything like me{ which i know a lot of you will pray against}, then he will turn that attack in public against you there and then, disgrace you and then break up with you......life is a b**ch mehn!!!.
By the way i only do what is done onto me.....

Your only lover boy, 

Tin-tin.

p.s Annon{es} : please leave me ooo, i begged you in the last post..please oooo!!!

thank you

kiss kiss

*Update*

I forgot to add this and this was actually the main point ooo

If you guys have closure in your relationship  and eventually break up on a bad note, becuase of the closure you guys had and lack of gist spreading, you guys will be able to sort out whatever resentment that is present and be close again, and might even lead back to a relationship....
Closure does not only apply to relationships but normal friendships or even friends with benefits
And that seems to be why i have a lot of friends that are girls...( there is no direct correlation with the comment about friends with benefits and the comment on the amount of friends that i have..thank you for your understanding.....Tin-tin boy)

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