The Adventure continues..

This is the repercaution of writing posts like mine, they often just get you into more and more trouble than it's worth....anyway here it is..bride price part 2..

So SSD asked me how much i perceived myself to be worth... i had thought about it and the truth is that no matter how much i tried to think about it, i would have deemed myself priceless. Although no individual human being can be valued at a price, we as individuals often driven and influenced by worldy things, all have individuals prices.. Me as you all know, to win my heart all you need is one fully loaded Aston Martin DB9 in a soviet green colour with cream interior leather and a personalised license plate "Tin 1" and obviously a complementary car such as the new Jaguar and i am yours..In sickness and in Health, till death do us part...Yes i am that cheap!..just a mere £100,000 give or take

Okay in Order to work out everyone's bride price... i took a lot of things into factors and i ran these factors through various algorithims and i came up with this...

for a lot of the bloggers on my roll...the.....let us just say ..my super computer( that works out the bride price ) doesnt think highly of a lot of you...lol!!


Minky - ur not going to like this...i decided to leave urs out actually.

Tin-Tin - My darling, you were valued at £36,000. straight up!

Allyurz - With all ur qualifications and what not, currently at £20890.24..projected worth £38,589 but some deductions were made from your bride price.. and your worth dropped to £31,000...

Anya Posh - Wow, £28,000..projected worth = £34,000

Hengish- £15,000..projected worth= i decided not to compute ur future earnings as me and you will never have a future, so i didnt want to find out...p.s i also deducted some point because i dont like you anymore...lol!

Vindi - £22,000...projected worth....£30,000.....you should be married by now gan.

Twenty Something Naija babe- £ 18,000(currently)...future worth..i kept getting an error, so i never got ur true worth.. but with my rough calculations just be something around the £29,000.

Naijababe - £24,000...so far you seemed to have the most increase in est future value...£40,000.53

Ms Koko {this one surprised me} -£ 21,ooo.... i seriously didnt expect this..future worth..£39,000..Apparently your the highest risk as in ur value can easily depreciate or increase suddenly..

but this was the surprise of all( i know i said every one had a price) but it rated Solomonsysdelle at PRICELESS... what do you expect... A mother, a very beautiful one at that. Bringing up 3 children..whilst tending to her husband..can you really put a price on that....

Okay i thinnk i am going to stop there, as i most have by now pissed off my inner cirlce of blogging friends..bye bye!

maybe i will do a guys only one...we never know

for all of you that might feel left out...i think i have made enough enemies by doing this and i would like not to make anymore..thanks