So i received results from some of my coursework- 83% and just had an exam today; should get anything less than 78%, so i was happy enough to stroll around blogsville and i saw something on minky's blog as i stumbled upon a line in paragraph 4, i quote..
"I told you that for personal reasons I wasn't ready in any way to be in a relationship with anyone for a while."...What is wrong with that statment!?...read the next one
"You failed to get the hint you said you would wait"......So you girls use this as an excuse, ahhhh!!!. I am only blowing this out of proportion because i am just realising the amount of girls i have heard this from, which was good for me to be honest because i wasnt ready, but i didnt make up excuses like that, i was more like..
"I am not ready. would you rather me lie to you and tell you i was and then start having doubts..I want to make sure that when i am with you, i am giving you my 100%, because you deserve all i have and right now i will not be able to give you that"
Which brings me to my first point......Oya!!!! calling all girls, i want to know every excuse you have used on a guy to avoid a relationship....please i am being serious , i want to know....you know a relationship is a 2 way thing, soo far i have been giving you guys a bit, it is time for you to give me some too nowwww!
This month is what i like to call international flavour month on campus, this last one week of summer we had..infact..My God that answereth by fire, also answers by sunlight...While the sun was shining i bumped into some spanish and greek babes.....OOOOMMOOOOO MEEHHHNNNNN!!! WHAT!!!!..i am not going to go into details sha, the spanish babe i pounced on , is the president of their society. If you see the way there are spanish babes around me 24/7, now i know how brad pitt feels.. But if any babe should catch me with the spanish omo, i will just deny the spanish babe..nothing spoil,
she will abuse me in spanish.
Call me a bastard,
Apologise,
She will ignore me for a like a week.
(I will probably ruin the chance for any other nija guys in her life)
Life moves on , no biggie.
In Nigeria we are taught consciously or sub consciously to try and beat the system...
back in the days, if you were a good liar like me, when mummy asks you if you have any homework you will say no! and when she wants to see your book, you would have told the gateman or the driver to put b+ on some pages or 7/10..i didnt want to project my self as being an A* student before they start putting pressure on me....
Take today for example, just about 30 mins before i entered the exam, someone walked up to me and told me that everything i had revised was not coming out. In addition we were not all going to sit the same exam paper that there were 2 types.. Usually i will panick but i know the amount of people that hate this programming language and didn't even bother revising for it...they already had a plan...
They had already gotten a copy of the hall arrangement and used some equation to work out the probability of 2 people having the same exam paper, whilst sitting side by side. Once the knowledge was attained all the dudu people just packed themselves in the area with the highest probability , so as we can all copy each other imagine... Instead of them to put all that knowledge into something creative they are using it to cheat...anyways most fathers want results, they dont care about the means of getting the results...
Note: i was going to get my 70 something% either way.. because i did some last mintue revision and have that photographic memory everyone wishes they had.
DISCLAIMER: dont go and cheat ooo, if they catch you, emi o run e ni ise ( i didnt sent send you o).
So as times are hard, guys on campus have once again put their knowledge to good use and have come up with the best idea to beat the system...this time at the library..
Our library has one golden rule...if you owe more than £5, then you cannot borrow any books, which frankly is fair enough.. But the naija boys came up with a rule as well......
"Why go to the library every day to borrow or buy a book, when i can STEAL one and study from home".
The library has slowly become aware of decreasing number of books, day by day...mainly in the engineering and finance sectors, as this is where the highest number of nigerian's are...This theft is not as simple as walking out with the book in your hand oo, it is more complicated than that but i dont want to get into that, i might as well release it as a film, because it is long...SO for all of you that spent the money daddy gave you to buy books on shoes or champagne there is a way...sha make sure if your going to try that way, you have red passport not green!
I remember back in the days when guys still use to got to 11.45( the club, incase anyone has a puzzled look on their face). One faithful party, i think it was called up-in-smoke 3 or 2..i cant remember sha.. this faithful party sha...rugged man came to shoot some video..I first made it through the iron gates , after serval lashing of cane and what ever those bouncers use to disperse the crowd, only to be kicked out by rugged man and his crew of soo called directors and shaby girls that dance in the background. i hustled once again to get into that party as there was one anita babe that i wanted to see that night...
i waited patiently, 6pm, 7pm, 8pm...no use i aint getting back inside the club, the agbero's outside were getting rowdy, even the aje butters were joining in with the agbero's...Before i could say "Jack Robinson". Police just came and fired tear gas( imagine at poor 16-18 year old, whose parents thought they were in their friends house, doing sleepover). As the tear gas filled the air, passively chocking anyone that dared to inhale it. I heard screams from all the girls " aaaahhh my God tear gas* cough**cough*, it is soo bad i cant believe they would do that, are they mad". That was when i just saw anita, looking all confused..Once again my God had answered me, this time by tear gas...lol!. I just quickly rushed to anita, during all that confusion and lead her towards my car, with style i advised her that the best course of action, would be to come to my house, where it was safe and secure and away from all this madness( you guys already know, where i am heading with this) and as you might have guessed, there was no popsi or momsi at home....hahahaaha(evil laugh).
i even have small gist for y'all, i say small it is a lot but anyways, i am off to bed...i need to wake up early 2moro before someone steals my spot in the library.....
Your Knight in shining armour......
Tin-tin
p.s. i am actively looking for judges for this blog awards oooo. or the blog awards it self
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Am first!
Wetin naija girls do you sef? Everytime na so you go dey put us on blast.
lol..i remember that party...was crazy to get in
lord, dis gist too long & multi-faceted i no know 4rm where 2 begin answer. ok, let me do d simplest one. wot excuses do i use with men
1. if have a boyfriend (i indeed have, even if we r quarter 2 break up - it doesn't matter. u r not him, so hit d road)
2. am abstaining 4rm sex (i might or might not, it doesn't matter. it's either u r not hot enof 2 make me reconsider my celibacy or u r just not hot enof dat celibate or not, i'd rather die dan sleep wit u)
3. i see u as a friend (hmm, there r 2 things 2 dis. u've indeed been a friend 4 so long, i'd feel like am bonking my brother if i started going out wit u. or, u r so uncool, i'd couldn't possible imagine introducing u as a bf)
4. am on break with guys (most of d time, this is in fact d fact. am on break cos u r not 'my type', or my eye dey else where & not on u, or i'd just come out of a relationship & am too hurt 2 rebound, or am majorly angry with all menfolks i'd no sooner kill dem all dan date any)
5. it's just not possible (if i say that, believe me i mean it. it says d points against u r so plentiful dat 2 list dem out would take us all year, & frankly i'd rather not b reminded)
Ooookkkkaaaayyy....wow!! i have learnt a lot today ooo!!!i am speechless, i just didnt think when girls came up with excuses, they could actually be lying. Actually what i meant is that, they could be this good at lying.
@ Nice Anon - pele but girls make my world go round, that and fast cars, money, technology and nigeria...But u naija girls are just a breed on your own.
How about girls that don't BS? They say what they mean and mean what they say? cuz i know i don't lie about that ish. If am not feeling you like that i just say it instead of using corner corner ways.
I usually tell dudes that I'm unavailable (read: I have someone special). When they choose not to understand, I tell 'em "I've got a boyfriend, are you insinuating I cheat on him, you crazy f*ck"...I usually leave out the last part. But if the guy is nothing like what i want to date, I tell him I'm not ready for a relationship (read: with you). There's no way anyone can make you ready for anything y'know.
These work all the time because I've had 110% success rate with these comebacks!
83%...well done o, nicely done and yayyy I was mentioned on your blog! *Grins*
LOL about the library sturves,oles! Hmm imaginee getting deported for stealing a library book..kia. If I ever got that desparate I kuku have a red passport so my ass would remain right here if was unfortunate enuf to be caught!lol.
@ Free flowing Florida and Anya posh -I use all those excuses too! Another one I use is "Ive got issues and trust me you really dont want to get involved with me and my issues"
That "I've got a boyfriend" one doesnt even work at all.They still pursue! Hungry boys.
Guys are immune to you telling them yu've got a boyfriend so I don't even bother....it could get very annoying. I get responses like, "But I just want to Be friends".......YAH!!!
If I'm trying to be nice and the guy is proper nasty and persistent, I tell Him I just recently became A Lesbian and am not into Guys.
If I'm trying to be mean...I start Sneezing seriously and say I'm allergic to His perfume and that my air passgae is blocking up so I gotta go.
Hope no one has used this on you...It's used only in extreme cases for irritants.
Ur almost as random as me..maybe more random..ah ah..i kept thinking..'have i skipped posts?'..ah well..we can go into the list of lies girl tell..but honestly..its the lies guys tell that are fascinating..actually they dont lie self..they take the p!!lol..imagine..'if i say i like u now..i'd be lying..but theres a 70% chance that eventually i'll like u'!! haba!! noone has said that to me o..but my guy friend has said it to a couple of girls..now thats crazy!!
pls..wat skool du go 2 that the system can be cheated like this!! ah ah..my library they are rude sha..come to uni..new notice..'there have been a number of thefts in the library and a reason to suspect that these thefts have been by international students(which means black pple that speak weird that speak yoruba)..pls watch ur stuff carefully'..ah ah!!
ok..ive written a post self.kai!
Hmm... Worst excuse: 'I'm not really ready right now, but I will be'
*two years go by*
'But baby... U can't rush me...'
Lol! Funny blog...
Oh yeaaaaaah... 11.45... With all those random ass party names! And the lights comin on at like ten! Lol...good times
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Dont make me come and break those spanish girls in half mehn...dont make me!!! LOL
The greek ones here are all over the naija goiz here...
i was never an excuse giving babe.......i either wanted in or not......blog awards????
Uncle, did you delete ma comment or is blogger being a mumu? anyhow, the lib runz is just a bit too gherro fir me... did you know you could get a criminal record for not paying a fine if it is over a certian period and it could affect your credit rating? lol!!
anyhooo, allow babes- its not their fault- I never knew people like that existed til i came to uni but dang- some people were evidently not educated on decorum(sp?)
I susally say i am not interested- and more often than not im not interested!lol... Fashi those babes jor...i make a conscious effort not to mix with particuar types of babes- cos some are NASTY-like dirty mouthed ashewos that need to bleach their mouth like they bleach their skin!
broda, how exams?
exams , i have a bit of a break till june so i am cool for now, but i will never delete any of your comments , NEVER!! you inko? from brent cross to the bedroom where/ how have you been?
First tym here!..
I think i'm gettin a blog crush on uuu.. :p :p
Sumn bout d way u write appealz to moi
Interesting to know.
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