Disclaimer: this is my longest post so far..brace ur self.
I am going to first show love to everybody that has shown me love, while i was on leave from blogging.. i am in a very strange mood today so bear with me! this post is going to have some random things in it, if your going to leave a comment, which i need you to do.. then please try and answer as many of my questions as you can..
Ajike - go and read the post about tj.. i like it
Tin tin - i actually want to meet her.. i can imagine her with long legs and soft caramel skin that glows and the kind of laugh that is soo smooth and sexy that it gives you goosebumps which make you want to just grab her and kiss her soft lips..oya i think i have fulfilled my quota of online flirting.. oh and that reminds me in response to your question...i use nivea (for men) ehen what is wrong with that?
Afro babe - i love the pictures
Unwritten - girl problems
Vindi - my beautiful vindi, who has now decided to reside in the library 24/7.. rumour has it, that she does more than study there and if i understand this right she is really gifted with her hands..i dont know what that means...lol ( maybe she can write very well!!..lol!)
Allyurz - how you keep blogging everyday, it baffles me.
oya i am tired of showing love, check on the recently visited blogs list on the right side of the screen...lol! if i have put it there by the time your reading this
i am really into art and girls, but on a serious note check out this website - Alex Nail.
Random Questions.
Why do they call tv adverts in nigeria commercials?
Where was sexy before Timbaland and Jt, brought it back?
Why do people say love is free, because it seems to cost me about £160 everytime i am meant to feel it either in the form of dinner or romantic gestures?
An engagment ring is meant to cost at least 3 months... Are you girls okay..no are u being serious...3 months...sooo i shouldnt eat because you want to wear a ring on your finger, on top of that, she might even have the never to say that the diamond is too small.. My point is that it is not that i cannot afford it but when i give you the ring that cost at least £20k...what ring do you give me.....nothing or at best something that is worth like £2k, which frankly is disgusting.
And what if the woman proposes, does she give the guy a ring..i mean how does that work?
Finally this is a slightly more serious or strange question and i actually need an answer for a report i am writing.. How many social classes do you think exsist in nigeria? So far i have come to the conclusion that there are 4 classes.
Lower class - they fall people or are on the poverty line set my whatever governing body that determines how poor the world is. These are usually domestic staff, airport cleaners, tailors, guy that sells fan yogo! this is largely the majority of nigeria.. i want you to look at this not from a lagoshian view as most of us are, but even in lagos the real part of it are parts some people are not used to sseing such as yaba, surulere, mile 2, pencinema, agege.
Middle class - this is the typical family that leaves in a house in maryland or what not. can afford to send their children to corona and maybe adesoye or kc or vivian folwer.. can afford one or 2 holiday trips a year
Lower-upper class- Children possibly school abroad., afford quite a few family holidays, possibly have a place to stay in the uk and in yankee. Pays international school fees.
Higher - Upper class - Yaradua, dangote, adenuga, igbinedion.....goverment officals who can restructure the allocated budget to their government portfolio into their bank accounts un noticed...
i have always said that if i had the chance to be in the government that i wouldnt want a big post, i'd like to be somewhere i can make a difference such as becoming the Minister of aviation and not just steal money like every one else.. I firstly build a 2 nd terminal in lagos and then restructre the 1st one, infact by the time i am finished with them they would have plasma tv's everywhere and the walls would be made out of see through glass with ac blowing from every direction, infact it will be like a resort..
I will then start building one in abuja and comission one in port harcourt, and 3 more in lagos and one in jos...i will then just take all the money and run away to dubai or panama( just like micheal schofield).. let them come and find me there. what is the difference between me and the rest.. i would have actually done something before i ran away with stolen money.
Why is it that through out prison break, schofield was always whispering?
And to those of you that watch lost!! that show does not make sense in anyway...... how can you possibly watch a tv series where food such as frosties, nutri grain, eba, amala and strawberrys magically falls out from the sky and the stranded individuals are okay with it as long as they have food.
And then there is a pent house under ground with internet, possibly msn and facebook...spotlights, wooden floor finishing, microwave..kingsize bed with satin sheets from dubai and armoury full with guns..if that house was in st.johns wood, london it will go for nothing less than £3k a week.. and then they keep saying "the others, the others, the others!!" all me i can see are shadows! where are they?
Earlier this week one of my friends came to ask me if i wanted to do a photo shoot later in the week, and as always i was like yes but i forgot to ask what it was for or about. She then starts smiling and is like " Do you want to be lion king? or Aladin?". I am there like this girl has drunk one too many bottles of diet coke.
Me: Why do i have to be somebody?
Emily: Well he have a theatrical theme to it and it's for a calendar to raise funds, so that tim can host his play.
Me: Who is tim?
Emily: He is the gay guy on our course
Me: Ehn..seen, so for the last 3, almost 4 years i have not known that there has been a gay guy on my course...not that it really matters
Emily: Oh one last thing...bring clean under wear....it's nude
Me: Errrrrr...nope, i am not doing it
Emily: please common you can be lion king or be aladin, so we can make a joke about rubbing ur lamp. and you be july, everyone loves july because of summer.
At this point i was like this babe is definitely stupid, what part of me being naked in front of a gay photographer and some other babes, posing as aladin with my magic lamp between my legs would be amusing.. and they will now really publish it and put my name at the bottom.
I can imagine my child having a school project in pry school and he is preparing a speech on his popsi, for career day...he now types my name into Google and now see's my picture as naked aladin or as naked lion king...hisss. or imagine after i apply to goldman sachs they will now do a background check on me and they will now find my picture.
But this babe has been begging me since...i am beginning to think she has ulterior motives....but seriously should i do it, i mean what would you do? and how bad can it be right!!
Recently i uncovered ground breaking news, that bella will never cover so i decided to bring it to you..
My sources at E! entertainment news (channel 152 sky & channel 149 dstv) confirmed to me that terry hogan aka hulk hogan ( remember famous wrestler with yellow spandex ) has been taken to court by his wife Linda, whilst sorting out their divorce settlement.
Linda filed for divorce after 24 years of marriage, when she found out that the hulkster had been cheating on her with none other than his daughter's (linda) best friend..She has also asked the judge to freeze his accounts on the suspicion that he might sell their house in Los Angeles....I bet you didnt know that..
Sources confirm that linda has demanded half of everything( personally i think this babe is having a laugh).. she also claims that hulk hogan tried to trick her into signing a pre-nuptial agreement.......
Apparently the news was broken to hulk hogan by a reporter from his home town, less thn 24 hours after spending time with his wife..poor guy!
Frankly she is a bad as the founder of wikipedia, who broke up with his wife by updating his status on his website with" I am no longer involved with....( Insert name)!.
Or another guy who sent his wife divorce papers by fax..imagine that..i like it men of nowadays are getting more creative..lol!
So this bring me to the story for today....what is cheating? ( i know i am way in over my head with this post, because 98% of my readers are female)
Oya girls dont jump on the band wagon just yet and start telling me , it is not good. but my question remains what is cheating..
Cheating is an act of lying, deception, fraud, trickery, imposture, or imposition. - Oxford dictonary.
When your guy thinks about another babe is that cheating, or is it when he sleeps with her?
Is kissing cheating? what if the girl kisses him?
What is the difference between guys (their apparent non emotional cheating) and girls?
If your guy is flirting with his ex..is that cheating?
Does it count , if he is drunk? What if we are in a long distance relationship, is it okay?
I can go on and on about this topic but i want the girls opinions which are sorta set in stone..
So what i am gonna do this time around , is that i am going to do.. wait for your comments put it up on the blog and try my best to justify some of our actions...
Would you ever sign a pre-nup...yes i wlll i read a newspaper article about a woman who had been through 6 marriages and has amassed a nice networth of £53 million pounds..tax free...the devil is a liar if someone is going to take my money like that. My pre-nup agreement and my will would have a clause that states..that gives the money to the children once they turn 23. because i cannot let some woman come and marry me and then now divorcee me and shorten my children's inheritance.
The next post should be repoting live from bed, actually let me say from bed(s) and even the sofa, oh and there is one on the first ever Mrs Right, this one is the 1st. I will explain all in due time.
What is the point in long distance relationships, no offence and i am going to be very very blunt about this....they do not work, they absolutely do not work....
As a girl there is going to be a day when your sad,
And your crying ..you pick up the phone and call your boyfriend.
He really doesnt have your time, he is a bit busy
all he can say is sorry and try to console you.
He dismisses you off the phone with a premeditated i love you.
Your lonely and all you really need is a hug,
A shoulder to cry on, someone that would hold you tight,
as you sob uncontrollably and fall asleep on.
But he's not there.
He can't be, he is 3,000 miles away
He can't feel your pain, he can't see your tears
He can't kiss you better.
He can't surprise you with the home cooked dinner or flowers over the phone.
Your vulnerable, it's not his fault. that is just the way life is.
I would like to point out that this happens to a lot of girls or rather they go through this phase and all it takes is a half decent guy who shows her time and attention, helps her heal from her misfortune.
She slowly develops feelings for him. He's heaven sent.
She knows it's not right, but she feels safe and comfortable with him.
She tries to fight it. she brings up past memories, remembers the good times,
strives to hold on to her promise.
But she becomes angry when she realises, how much time she's wasted,
holding onto nothing but past memories.
.....Yours Sexually......
.............Tin-tin...................
(or should i start refering to myself as tin-tin boy)
p.s. The reason i stopped blogging, well minus the exams and all, something un expected happened one day. I got a surprise visit from omoge while i was blogging, she came to my house and did the whole, surprise i am outside, so in a panic, i left my page open and she was like what is this?. In response i just lied and said this is some guy's blog, he's funny sometimes that sorta thing..making sure that i dont hype myself up to much...Before i knew it, omoge sat down on my laptop and started to digest my blog..
If you see the way she pounced on me, this babe abused me..infact she wounded my ego...i sincerely thought of closing my blog. i seriously couldnt take it and i had to retreat to find myself.. so your going to have to bear with me if the next few posts are not up to parrr....i am under going a healing process...take care and try not to study too hard
16 comments:
1sssst!!!!!!!!
Dont even think abau the photo shoot mayn!
yeah word up dude on the long distance yarns....I was telling someone taht it dont work...at all, period!
Ah TinTin, here I was contemplating coming back to blogsville because of you and the LUFF we share only for me to find out that your affections for me have disappeared... just like that.
I am hurt!
I am feeling the pain!
I need someone to hug me, hold me and tell me that I will find another TinTin on blogger.
I agree with you class system.
Also Lower upper class can be divided into Old money and New money.
As for cheating...
I have no comment.
I am more concerned about being able to trust the person afterwards.
I have realized one thing apart from Cheating another big issue in relationships is COMMUNICATION.
Why is it that couples are always trying to read each other's minds instead of just confiding in one another?
(In usher's sexy voice) Noooo hengish, it is not like that...i was weak, i defaulted!!! i am sorry baby... those words i used to describe her are nothing more than a reflection of you in my eyes, baby come back...i miss you...but on the real come back
How is nig though? Hope it's not treating you tooo badly?
Finally a babe that can look at relationships and cheating and can see the most important aspect..
Remind to marry you, if your available when i am ready to settle down...lol!
First and foremost..Dude u crack me up...
hmm my name is in this post..exciting!!
Anyways this post is so random that there is so much to say, but ild pick the ones i choose to comment on..
the class thingy is so true mehn..
HMMM about the cheating thing..if my boyfriend was thinking about another girl, i wouldn't call that cheating cos you can't control your feelings ....but errrr, i refuse to agree with the girl kissing him and not him kissing the girl....gibberish!!!....say what?...lol
long distance...errr...not allowed at all..if you can't deal with the long distance ish then let the girl know..that aint no xcuse for cheating boy!!
Don't stop blogging abeg...brace yourself...odeshi!!!.....
keep the posts coming lav!!!
ciao
Oh my good Lawd!!! What kind of post is this? To properly respond I would have to give a comment for every couple of paragraphs.
But let me stick to what I remember. HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE INCREDIBULITY (is that a word? Naw...) OF LOST? Watch yourself, oh! Second to battlestar Galactica it is the best show on US tv. Don't worry about the amala falling out of the sky, ok?
As for pre-nups...I am not sure I would encourage most people to sign one. My reason is this, if you are that concerned about the money in the end, just don't tie the knot. But, I do understand the legal need or it. As a lawyer, I would advise my client, if he was asked to sign one before marriage, to make sure that the agreement will 'settle' him properly post marriage. And that it will provide adequately for any children that result from the union. As long as those and other minutiae are addressed, I'd allow my client to sign it. But, as for me, no pre-nups.
Ad as for the cheating issues, well, i will let everyone else handle that. But, will say everyone sees it differently. Thanks for stopping by Nigerian Curiosity and ...Easier... blog!
So here i am at gosh 4 something in the morning reading ur post..with a smile on my face!! I'm actually thinking we can take our relationship to the next tier!! lol..and then i see 'it'!!! and i'm just too emotional for words!! i had to be consoled cos i was hysterical!!! u denied me to hengish..in ur words
' am sorry baby... those words i used to describe her are nothing more than a reflection of you in my eyes, baby come back...i miss you..' YOU HAVE BEEN BUSTED..LOL
on the reals though are u going to let some girl dictate what u can cannot blog about!! abeg ohh i thoT u were some big cheif!! u berra prove me right!!! schwezzz...u just try and leave blogville first...i assure u..i will hunt u down and do things to u!!!
LOST..IS A FREAKING POINTLESS SHOW..i watched part of the first season and that was it!! my heart cannot take such nonsence!!!
On the photo shoot..lmaoo..imagine u become governor or minister in naija..and those enemies of progress are in full force..also imagine ur face plastered on thisday newspaper..with ur so-called charity photoshoot...govenor of lagos state ...........(insert whateva u like)...especially with all the technolgy they have now!! call me paranoid..but i believe in BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU...
oh boy, I thought this one will never end. It just went on and on like a premium battery, but it was worth the end. I enjoyed every bit of it. Great effort. Don't worry, I have been called weird old man. But people should enjoy learning, that is life. & I learnt a lot from your random musing.
My thoughts on "And what if the woman proposes, does she give the guy a ring..i mean how does that work?" Sorry mate, she still expects a ring from the guy. A ring is mentioned as a token of fidelity or friendship as mentioned in texts pre-dating the bible. This conditioning that took circa 1,000 yrs does not look like evolving in the next one. So, toil and save my friend. Thats a man lot.
Wow! Man you crack me up mhen. How omoge come take find out naa?I be think say yo be that kinda fast guy wey e dey brainy wel wel but now i'm thinking otherwise. You could not even cook correct story for omoge. You've been busted. Lol!So now you won't bea ble to give us those juicy gists about men's secret and your own secrets. Anyway sha nothing spoil.
No be only minister of aviation you go be. Why not go for governor of lagos state so that you would turn that city to paradise. As in you will rug every sreet , put television and ac on the roads ati be be lo. Lol! So you are that kind of person in this new geneartion who is thinking of how to go and chop money for government. Mhen u no serious at all.
As for me oo I'm saying No to long distance relationship. I have to stop joh, this is getting too long.
So Tininu how are you going to get out of this one.
You better practice what you preach.
Baby I miss you too.
I am coming back.
I just need time.
Nigeria is good.
I am having fun surprisingly.
Although my Mr and Mrs have a good hold on the keys to the gate but I catch a bit of the night life once in a while.
Finally a guy that agrees with me.
TinTin you do know you and I are a match made in Blogsven.
I will definitely remind you to marry me if one of all these silly guys that keep walking through the doors of my father's house don't.
On a serious note, how are you going to console TinTinBabe without hurting my feelings.
@ TinTinBabe - I agree with you LOST is rubbish.
Baby dont worry, i will handle it.. you can count on your man..
ehn?..see this guy..so all i am is girl problems abi?..ma gba e le ti..lol
its all good jare...its all luv..
ehm...sorry about omoge o!..u for use style tell am say u no want make im read the thing but U berra keep blogging!!
:)
This may be my longest reply on ur blog tin-man.
Yo...1st, about those classes, you misallocated a huge chunk of the population. I don't get how those folks selling fan yogo are directly beneath those other folks with their kids attending corona or adesoye. There is a missing link. What about those ordinary folks sending their kids to regular public schools & not selling fan yogo>?? LOL
Hahaha @ Naked Alladin...yo dude, do it... like totally!
Kissing is cheating, and if the girl kisses him; as long as he kisses her back it's cheating. Heck if she forces u, push her away...I thot men were supposed 2 be d stronger sex...abeg use ur strength wen it counts.
for me, cheating is when I'm flirting with some1 else in the full view of my bf 2 get back at him 4 smth. I never take it 2 the nxt level.
IT IS NEVER OK!!! period.
hmm, u're right honey. Talk about wastage. Wasting time waiting for someone who cannot be there when u need 'em. babe's been there, done that, moving on!
ah...how did omoge know it was ur blog? were the stories about her? chei...eiyaa..I hope you heal rather speedily. Take care.
SAY NO!!!!GOLDMAN,JP MORGAN ALL OF THEM FORGERRIT!! they will probably deprt your ass!! and cheating is cheating- im not going to add any peak milk or anything...chearring is chearring!!
Long distance only works if you have been married for over 20years and the both of you have enjoyed(and are still enjoying-hehe) eachother!!
Oh so even on blogsville you are pimping ehnn!! so you have tintin and hengish after your hmv booty shaking ass!!??? its not easy o!!
And by the way, you messed up- is hse now memorised the blog and read this when she went home- you would be finished!! my friend tried that runz cos I mentioned one guy that we know called Fo..... in my blog a long time ago... so all of yall know eachother...SD,Allyurz and co... this is sooo not fair... least im still anon...I hope...
off to fry some yam!!mmmmmm!yummy!!
By the way, i have never seen such essays written on peoples comment area!! shite!! and all the people here are babres right!! im just gonna throw you some words from bobby v "no marra where we are, we be pimping all over the world"!!
you guys have posted on this wall, i am feeling loved...she didnt know it was my blog, she was just abusing the blog and saying" half of these things wont work" , "who does this guy think he is", let me see him, "all that rubbish he is doing, i can spot guys like him from a mile away"....litlle does she know, sometimes you girls are funny, i am gonna sit down and reply everybody 2moro morning...thanks for the love..xx
is it not time to update yaa blog??
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